The perfect preacher has finally been found

Across the Preacher’s Desk

At long last and after an extensive search, the perfect preacher has finally been found. His knowledge is deep, his delivery is eloquent, and he preaches only 15 minutes. He condemns sin in unmistakable terms and does not offend anyone. He works from 8:00 a.m. until midnight, including janitorial and maintenance work. He makes $300 per week, wears good clothes, buys good books, drives...

To access content, please login or purchase a subscription.

 

Weekend Update Newsletter Subscriber Form

* indicates required